This is beautiful. I think Simon would be a hilarious babysitter too, though. He’d be all, “LEARNING IS FUN! HEY KIDDO, LET’S MEMORIZE THE NAMES OF ALL THE BONES IN THE HUMAN SKELETON!”
And then the kid would point out all the bones that mommy had already taught him how to break in case of emergency.
And then Simon would Simonface all over the place.
A List of Fictional Ladies → Zoe Alleyne Washburne
Big damn heroes, sir.
